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Saved by the news bell

That is the setting. You see I was about to go nuts regarding fake AI (in this case the screw ups of WordPress) but before I got really angry CBC saved me. You see (at https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/britannia-beach-surf-park-9.7293328) we are given ‘A surf park is coming to B.C. — and it’s making waves with the locals’ which is (beside the lovely wordplay) a setting I never saw coming. You see, surfing seems to be closely linked to Hawaii and California. I never went surfing (cannot keep my balance on a skateboard), and I wasn’t about to try this on a surfboard. I am happy with the balance I can keep on a pair of CCM EFLEX 6 Ice Hockey Goalkeeper Skates Senior. I don’t mind the word ‘senior’ at this point as I am 60+ but the setting of surfing is one I like and admire, but you are not likely to see me on such a board. That ice there is too fluidic, that is more a Summer McIntosh setting, I am of the mind that Brooke McIntosh has, although she is a figure skater and I really have no figure, I am all about the puck (as a goalie I prefer it to go towards the other goalie). 

So back to the story, as we are given that in 2029 British Columbia will have its first surf pool. So as the setting s in the United States are deteriorating, Canada has another safe space for tourists. And now the surfers have a new outlook on pretty sites (nature) and healthy settings toward surfing. As it is the first one in Canada, it might get swamped straight of the bat with Canadians too. As such tourists will get a first handle on Poutine, Tourtière and of course the local delicacy ice wine (which I have never tried). So as we see these things come into play, there is another reason to come to British Columbia and it is less than an hour north of Vancouver, as such there are a multitude of reasons, beside the setting that it is smack in the middle of the road between Vancouver and Whistler, as such there are a multitude of reasons to spend the summer of 2029 in British Columbia and as I see it, you could stay in either of the three places whilst going from one to the other. As there is a bias service between Vancouver and Whistler, there is every chance that they will now in addition stop at South Britannia surf and the bus ticket from Vancouver to Whistler is a mere $33, as such it will be cheaper to get to South Britannia surf and if you are not sure where to stay, you could hedge your bet and stay in South Britannia surf whilst either place is a mere hour away and visit the other two places. As I see it, British Columbia is becoming increasingly interesting for international tourists. So whilst we relish the Beach boys sound, this might be the time for the Beach boys to make yet another jab at additional fame by creating a new Surf rock song for British Columbia. To be honest I think that this might be the greatest setting we see, because for decades surfing was synonymous with Hawaii and California and now that the Us economy is taking a massive dip, Canada will be there to relieve the people of the dangers of going to America. I reckon that this setting could be placed in either Abu Dhabi, Dubai or Sharjah all places that could replace the touristy need of going to the United States. 

So when you are considering where to learn to surf, consider British Columbia in 2029, just be aware that bears in Canada are not heavy set Bikers, they are real furry 800 pound rascals that are not of the vegetarian kind. So take any local warning serious.

Beyond that, British Columbia is breathtakingly beautiful, so there are numerous reasons to go there in place of California. And all that is even before we compare the amazingly healthy water in BC compared to the water quality of polluted sport in California. I cannot vouch for the California water quality, but the water in British Columbia is considered one of the healthiest in North America and that is saying something. 

So whilst you consider and fantasize about becoming a surf king or queen in British Columbia, I will return to the waned anger I am facing considering WordPress and will I consider Typecho or go towards Google blogger? Well, I wish you all a fine day, have a good one.

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IP overlooked by many

Yup this happens, we all do this at times. Yet what happens when I tell you that players like Google and Amazon are both overlooking this (yet again)? It hit my last week as I was looking for something and it took me way too long to find. It suddenly dawned on me that this couldn’t be just me. You see there are 600,000,000 bloggers in the world. Even at 1% the maker of this solution would be multimillionaire overnight. I am not a programmer (I used to be in Clipper) as such there are plenty of quicker players out there. You see I have written almost 3000 articles over 10 years and I needed to find a specific article. It suddenly dawned on me that NO ONE has written an app for bloggers to keep a track of all their articles, keywords, tags and so forth. In addition, the stage where we can seek on three tags with ‘and’/‘or’ is a larger setting that is missed. More important the MAC allows it to some degree, but I need an app that gives me a quick setting with lookups and numbers and with WordPress making a mess via JetPac that need merely increases. When the need surpasses 1% whomever makes a decent version will be a multimillionaire as we speak. For me it is an interesting notion, but it would take too long and there are programmers out there who can now run circles on me and I am already vested in my 5G IP and several other IP’s. So I am putting this out for others to make a revenue killing. Perhaps 

Google will wake up and realises why they left this on the floor (yet again). It is a simple database to scan a directory (where I keep my articles), read tags, read other classifications and make a database. It seems simple, yet no one has done it so far. I wonder why. I searched the APP store and I could not find anything useful. One partial useful but lacking in all kind of ways as it was not written for bloggers and come to think of it, it might apply to vloggers as well. According to Google there are 51 million of those. I have no idea how many people overlap both vlogger and blogger field, but I feel certain it will be a fair bit. As such it is overlooked by many (as that is another way to define Alphabet) all 26 letters of them.

So take this idea and make it your own. I do appreciate a cold beer when you hit your first million pieces of green. Well, this is my Sunday, have a great day.

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